I LOVE NEW YORK!
Not this New York
but THIS NEW YORK
Where I live there is absolutely NOTHING like it. Like Canal street always got that new new. And Harlem just has the flyest New Negroes this side of Howard University. Whenever I vist New York, I imagine walking down the street in stiletto books and a long sable colored trench coat, with a bomb ass jet black chinese bob, twirling my umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh while a gang of twiztastical (gay) sailors dance around me to soundtrack music that only we can hear. If you wear a trench coat where I am from, I swear you are either going to kill someone or yourself after you pass out from the sweltering heat.
Oh I have the attention span of a child with ADD on a sugar high so don't let me get off topic. FREE CHRIS BROWN!
He CGI! He is fine AND He can fight! LOL! I am so wrong for that. I LOVE HIM MAMA! Boy Rih Rih better learn how to roll with them punches! Anyhoo, no more time for the la di da di. I am going to watch First 48. You'll find out more about me. In the words of the great Frankie HOLLA!
--HARLEM
*Chris Brown pic courtesy of All That's Fab (http://allthatsfab.com/)and Ebony (http://www.ebonyjet.com/) cause that where they took it from! LOL*
